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  Paul Davidson, scholar.
Thanks to the generous philanthropic support of our members and millions of dollars in international research grants, the W.O.M.P. is proud to announce the publication of the most significant epistolary archive of ancient digital documents ever to be made public.
The Lost Blogs: From Jesus to Jim Morrison contains hundreds of unearthed artifacts written by history’s most infamous personalities and has been tirelessly compiled and edited by W.O.M.P. scholar and historian, Paul Davidson. Thousands of years and archeological man-hours in the making, The Lost Blogs will finally put to rest the debate over whether or not well-known historical icons actually did take advantage of ancient blogging technologies. The W.O.M.P. welcomes you to take the first step in discovering the stunning historical truths we were never meant to uncover.
William Shakespeare,on giving Romeo & Juliet a happy ending per the Queen's request: “Their bodies, frail, lay side by side when a mysterious shrouded figure sprinkles magic upon their lifeless souls.” Read more... 
Moses,on moblogging the parting of the Red Sea: "Without warning, God caused the waters to part for the people of Israel. I took a few pictures with my holy portable communication device, which includes a holy eye that can collect images which can be viewed here. Read more... 
Alexander the Great,on how great his blog is: “I have seen other blogs and I must be honest in telling you all that this blog would crush all other blogs if they were given weapons and set against each other in a blog-like coliseum of sorts.” Read more... 
Jesus,on his latest project via his Carpentry Weblog: “With my water and wine rack you can store both satisfying thirst-quenchers in one place and never find yourself deficient of either.” Read more... 
Marilyn Monroe,on her frustrations with her secret boyfriend, J: "Why do guys have to always be so all about themselves? Why do they have to put their work above the women they love? It's always the same thing. Mostly, with J, he's just so obsessed with his work that I can hardly ever steal away time with him." Read more... 
Marie Antoinette,on the latest gossip happening in the kingdom: “Madame Campan, this week, joins the Queen's staff as one of her ladies-in-waiting. Artois visits the Paris Opera in disguise! Therese de Lamballe is being considered for the Superintendent of the Queen's Household!” Read more... 
Edgar Allen Poe,on the rapping and tapping at his door: “Before long it became clear to me that a flapping creature had found its way into my attic through a hole in the chimney. And as irony usually presents itself, the hole was too small for me, yet just small enough for our little ebony friend.” Read more... 
Eva Braun,on finally meeting "a nice guy": “I met the most wonderful, gentlemanly, intriguing man ever - such a mysterious fellow who goes by the name 'Herr Wolff!'” Read more... 
Joan of Arc,on trying to get a website URL, per God's request: “On His behalf, Saint Michael the Archangel appeared to me in a vision, telling me that I should communicate these holy words with the people of France in such a place which was denoted as www.joanofarc.fr.” Read more... 
Jules Verne,on his sequel to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: The sequel to my book will be called '21,000 Leagues Under the Sea'! There will be one full extra league of excitement! There will be one more league of mystery!” Read more... |
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